ANYWAY, then we'll head to the closest pet store, buy up all the puppies, and then go to Kenwood mall and let them loose inside of what I can only imagine is a very busy Apple store.
Then we'll yell out, "take a puppy home instead of an iPad!" and go racing out of the store before mall security (whatever, Glenn, nice "badge") catches up with us and holds us remotely responsible.
Also, for those of you who don't know me well, the chances of any of the above happening aren't even remote. Well, except for maybe getting a cake pop, but I digress.
See, what *will* happen is that we will be avoiding any and all retail locations until, say, mid-February, when all of the shoppers/ buyers/ returns have all been accommodated. Instead we will be staying home, hanging up artwork, and playing outside in the leaves. There may even be a pizza/movie night in our future, because that's how we do around here.